Claire Flynn Boyle (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} cfbgoespop) wrote,@ 2008-02-22 20:39:00 |
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The work ethic of Chanel vs the work ethic of Girly Berry
This was on Chanel Coles website last November...
It'll (my solo album) be called "Squalor Boys and The Path of Good Intentions" - The follow up will be called "The Inkling and The Darkling"
Oh sure CHANEL, we'll believe it when we see it! It's getting on for FOUR YEARS now Cole, we're getting impatient! The work ethic of Millsy (and dare we say it, tragically, the Disco Cow) have really put you to shame! It's apparently easier to shoot a satellite down from the moon than it is to get an album from you! In fact, most importantly, much as we like your titles, our faith, tested as it has been by years of tooling around, is only going to be fulfilled if the album is called COLE MINING!
How different the work ethic of Thailands finest girlband....GIRLY BERRY!
I'm trying to become something of a mega fan of Girly Berry, if for no other reason than their single "Shake It" (as in the post below) is the kind of down and sleazy pop song my sadly credibility packed IPOD really needs. And who doesn't love 4 girls exploding into bits of clay? Seriously, just a great dirty song, and while the rest of their ouevre is a little too heavy on sexy adult ballads for me to totally squee, but there are several facts to keep in mind should you wish to research the Thai fab four.
- While I'm no expert and Claire is in Dubai, the one called "Gybzy" is the hot one of the group, their worst dancer, and the Thai press are obsessed with her tiny waist. In other words, she's Tweedy.
- The other three are called Belle, Nannie and Giftza. In a TLC fit of pique, they all recorded solo songs in a fit of who da boss rage. They all appear to be sexy adult ballads, so the who da boss rage didn't translate into a decisive answer.
- In one of their film clips, they all cooked food for a party, two of them sung so badly they were over-dubbed by men, and then at the end Giftza shoved a cookie at the cameraman. BENNY FUN!
- As best as I can tell, other than several FHM covers and a nude photo scandal, the best thing they ever did was go on several chat shows during a government initiative to promote healthy hearts among the Thai population. A few reviews have suggested that Girly Berry were not even they were promoting, but I don't believe that for a second! What this campaign would seemingly involve is a 20 minute chat on a talk show from a government minister, and then, say, Belle yelling "WE LOVE A HEALTHY HEART!" and Gybzy doing a sexy pout. The effect of this campaign on the population of Bangkok is yet to be proven, but it's something we think the Veronicas and Julia Gillard should be teaming up to make us think about ASAP.
Oh, and their compilation album from this year was called "Climax", so they've gone from wholesome clips where they bake cookies to getting trapped in ice cubes...
Chanel, take note, they've got enough albums for a compilation...
Alyson
This was on Chanel Coles website last November...
It'll (my solo album) be called "Squalor Boys and The Path of Good Intentions" - The follow up will be called "The Inkling and The Darkling"
Oh sure CHANEL, we'll believe it when we see it! It's getting on for FOUR YEARS now Cole, we're getting impatient! The work ethic of Millsy (and dare we say it, tragically, the Disco Cow) have really put you to shame! It's apparently easier to shoot a satellite down from the moon than it is to get an album from you! In fact, most importantly, much as we like your titles, our faith, tested as it has been by years of tooling around, is only going to be fulfilled if the album is called COLE MINING!
How different the work ethic of Thailands finest girlband....GIRLY BERRY!
I'm trying to become something of a mega fan of Girly Berry, if for no other reason than their single "Shake It" (as in the post below) is the kind of down and sleazy pop song my sadly credibility packed IPOD really needs. And who doesn't love 4 girls exploding into bits of clay? Seriously, just a great dirty song, and while the rest of their ouevre is a little too heavy on sexy adult ballads for me to totally squee, but there are several facts to keep in mind should you wish to research the Thai fab four.
- While I'm no expert and Claire is in Dubai, the one called "Gybzy" is the hot one of the group, their worst dancer, and the Thai press are obsessed with her tiny waist. In other words, she's Tweedy.
- The other three are called Belle, Nannie and Giftza. In a TLC fit of pique, they all recorded solo songs in a fit of who da boss rage. They all appear to be sexy adult ballads, so the who da boss rage didn't translate into a decisive answer.
- In one of their film clips, they all cooked food for a party, two of them sung so badly they were over-dubbed by men, and then at the end Giftza shoved a cookie at the cameraman. BENNY FUN!
- As best as I can tell, other than several FHM covers and a nude photo scandal, the best thing they ever did was go on several chat shows during a government initiative to promote healthy hearts among the Thai population. A few reviews have suggested that Girly Berry were not even they were promoting, but I don't believe that for a second! What this campaign would seemingly involve is a 20 minute chat on a talk show from a government minister, and then, say, Belle yelling "WE LOVE A HEALTHY HEART!" and Gybzy doing a sexy pout. The effect of this campaign on the population of Bangkok is yet to be proven, but it's something we think the Veronicas and Julia Gillard should be teaming up to make us think about ASAP.
Oh, and their compilation album from this year was called "Climax", so they've gone from wholesome clips where they bake cookies to getting trapped in ice cubes...
Chanel, take note, they've got enough albums for a compilation...
Alyson
