The Disco Cow (and MILLSY!) gimp it up for CAKE!
You can ask Claire (if she wasn't in Dubai having a holiday on MY AFL membership money!) sulking she never gets any comments!), you can ask my Mum, you can ask my cat, I am OBSESSED right now with the phrase "Gimps It up For Charity!", I can't stop saying it, and of course, I became obsessed with it (even more so than that story about Guy Sebastian trying to get 40K a time to do 3 songs, or the Kidz Bop version of Umbrella (SHINY CARS!) which is amazing) from THIS flier which has now been sent to my e-mail address no fewer than 51 times!



Yes, she's singing for charity on TV show "It Takes Two" (my idea for "It Takes Blue" was rejected), along with tennis player Scott Draper (I can't help but feel somehow he was punished in Heather Mills divorce settlement - he is 40, he does have a good sense of hum...STOP IT) who is a good bloke, and doing good things for charity, but NO ONE right now is gimping it up for charity like Ricki Lee! It doesn't she's in any way less than one of the worlds most reprehensible human beings, but still, she's trying to usurp Collette as queen of charity!

However, since she got some high scores tonight and indulged in some sickening "you were GREAT! No, YOU were GREAT!" chat, I'm more obsessed with the impending appearance of The Disco Cow at Melbournes Longest Cake! on March 2nd. Would you believe it's an ANNUAL EVENT! And here's what we've learned!

- Last year, DRAZIC from Heartbreak High was there! Bree from Neighbours was there! Dipper was there! That chick that used to be in Rebeccas Empire was there! Sean Micallef MCed! What a TREAT! Anthony Koutoufides (of "Pick Your Face" fame!) is a guest of honour! Last year and this!

- It all came from a guy who decided to raise awareness for cerebral palsy by BAKING A FUCKING BIG CAKE! Eh! That's just my kind of logic!

- And THIS YEAR! WELL! THE CAKE IS EVEN BIGGER! (If it's an annual event, by 2020, the cake could be a MILE LONG!)

- And if you get up early, you can watch the SPECTACLE of the cake being built! THE SPECTACLE!

- This year, it's Micallef out, Sue Stanley (aerobics queen) in! I hope she does a tight ten ("So, anyone from out of town? Well, do twenty jumping jacks! I'm just kidding!)

- But the REAL drawcard (apart from watching the Disco Cow upstaged by a big cake and trying to look un self obsessed for a change!) is....is...

- There's a Pirate Jumping Castle! No, wait, that's not it...well...it is, but there's even bigger!



MILLSY!

I'm not pulling the piss out of this event I promise, well, apart from the Disco Cow, but WHAT A TREAT OF A DAY! I seriously have to go to this...

Claire won't, she doesn't get out of bed for a cake less than two miles long....

Alyson