Claire Flynn Boyle (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} cfbgoespop) wrote,@ 2008-02-19 20:00:00 |
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Alyson has a dream about the Vs and the Disco Cow Gimps It Up For Charity
Hi! How are you all! Enjoying the slightly dis-jointed thematics of our 5ive year anniversary! Enjoying me being in Perth (not that slightly manky town in Scotland, but Perth, WA!)? Enjoying Claire never getting any comments! Well, how about that "It Takes Two" off of the telly - cor, celebrities singing with a famous singer for charity! Lorks a mercy (as they said in 1881) thats a lark innit!
NO IT ISN'T! It's a terrible show! 41 (41!) people, knowing how much i hate The Disco Cow, have sent or forwarded me the e-mail with....this!
I don't know many people get the "gimpsitupforcharity" reference, but if you do, we'll probably give you a prize.
Scott Draper, I'm sure is a great bloke, his wife died, which was sad, you know, great at two sports, well, not great, just alright, and it's for charity, and I applaud fundraising efforts that aren't that single "65 Roses" (which ended up being Cystic Fybrosis...you see...is this thing on?) but I WILL NOT SUPPORT THIS! It did amuse me that when I checked what the Disco Cow was doing in March, two of her gigs were, quot a performance at the Adventure World Adult Pool Party - 45 Minutes with FULL band! And better than the Disco Cow singing Hell No at a party with slappers and porn stars? A gig singing at, quote, the premiere of Melbourne’s Longest Cake! Oh yes, you might have thought you knew a long cake! But on 02 Mar 2008, 10:00 AM, Crown Towers, Melbourne, Victoria, YOU WILL KNOW YOU WERE WRONG! Sure, some people have the Grammys, and getting upstaged by The Time, but only Ricki Lee can be upstaged by a freaking cake!
Ahem.
Anyway, that wasn't the point of this post. It's time for!
Alyson has a dream about The Vs!
(This post is typed in Veronicglish)
So I had this dream that I was on It Takes Two, and i was a celebrity chef. And I was really spewing because I was supposed to be singing with Dannii Minogue, and I ended up instead singing with one of the Vs. And she was really really pouty and moody about it, and she kept muttering about where her career went. So anyway, we had got through a couple of rounds, and we got to rock night, and I was like "let's do Girlfriend!" meaning the Avril Lavigne song, although obviously my first thought on any topic is "What would Girlfriend do". And she's all "Like THAT'S rock" and huffing and I'm all "Yeah, cos you're HARDCORE Vs! PUNK! WOOT!" and making devil horns. And she's all "we REPRESENT the spirit of PUNK rock as it was MEANT TO BE!" and I'm just laughing, and making little puff pastries (cos I'm a chef see!) and she's telling me about her punk rock label she's set up. And so we just have this big argument while the other V was off to the side of the stage trying to think of a word that rhymed with "down".
And so we're about to go on stage and I'm staring at her, and she's got her arms folded like after the last sketch on Thank God You're Here (you know the face!) and I've gone "You know, you aren't as good as the Blakeney Twins!" and she's just gone MENTAL and tried to grab me and gone "YOU TAKE THAT BACK!" and I'm all "You ARE the Blakeney Twins! Just with less talent! One of you even has a wonky mouth!" and she's gone "YOU! YOU TAKE THAT BACK CHEFFY!" and I'm all "NUP! Gee, this conversation has left me ALL MIXED UP!" and she's gone purple "I NEVER HAD THIS FUCKING TROUBLE WITH FUCKING THAT UGLY CHICK FROM THE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE AND 50 CENT VIDEO!" and as she's said this, it's been clearly heard all over Australia. At which point Glenn Robbins came up to us and said "And you thought my show was shit!"
ZOMG! VS! HARDCORE!
And that was...
Alyson has a dream about The Vs!
Probably bake a cake about it one day...
Alyson
Hi! How are you all! Enjoying the slightly dis-jointed thematics of our 5ive year anniversary! Enjoying me being in Perth (not that slightly manky town in Scotland, but Perth, WA!)? Enjoying Claire never getting any comments! Well, how about that "It Takes Two" off of the telly - cor, celebrities singing with a famous singer for charity! Lorks a mercy (as they said in 1881) thats a lark innit!
NO IT ISN'T! It's a terrible show! 41 (41!) people, knowing how much i hate The Disco Cow, have sent or forwarded me the e-mail with....this!
I don't know many people get the "gimpsitupforcharity" reference, but if you do, we'll probably give you a prize.
Scott Draper, I'm sure is a great bloke, his wife died, which was sad, you know, great at two sports, well, not great, just alright, and it's for charity, and I applaud fundraising efforts that aren't that single "65 Roses" (which ended up being Cystic Fybrosis...you see...is this thing on?) but I WILL NOT SUPPORT THIS! It did amuse me that when I checked what the Disco Cow was doing in March, two of her gigs were, quot a performance at the Adventure World Adult Pool Party - 45 Minutes with FULL band! And better than the Disco Cow singing Hell No at a party with slappers and porn stars? A gig singing at, quote, the premiere of Melbourne’s Longest Cake! Oh yes, you might have thought you knew a long cake! But on 02 Mar 2008, 10:00 AM, Crown Towers, Melbourne, Victoria, YOU WILL KNOW YOU WERE WRONG! Sure, some people have the Grammys, and getting upstaged by The Time, but only Ricki Lee can be upstaged by a freaking cake!
Ahem.
Anyway, that wasn't the point of this post. It's time for!
Alyson has a dream about The Vs!
(This post is typed in Veronicglish)
So I had this dream that I was on It Takes Two, and i was a celebrity chef. And I was really spewing because I was supposed to be singing with Dannii Minogue, and I ended up instead singing with one of the Vs. And she was really really pouty and moody about it, and she kept muttering about where her career went. So anyway, we had got through a couple of rounds, and we got to rock night, and I was like "let's do Girlfriend!" meaning the Avril Lavigne song, although obviously my first thought on any topic is "What would Girlfriend do". And she's all "Like THAT'S rock" and huffing and I'm all "Yeah, cos you're HARDCORE Vs! PUNK! WOOT!" and making devil horns. And she's all "we REPRESENT the spirit of PUNK rock as it was MEANT TO BE!" and I'm just laughing, and making little puff pastries (cos I'm a chef see!) and she's telling me about her punk rock label she's set up. And so we just have this big argument while the other V was off to the side of the stage trying to think of a word that rhymed with "down".
And so we're about to go on stage and I'm staring at her, and she's got her arms folded like after the last sketch on Thank God You're Here (you know the face!) and I've gone "You know, you aren't as good as the Blakeney Twins!" and she's just gone MENTAL and tried to grab me and gone "YOU TAKE THAT BACK!" and I'm all "You ARE the Blakeney Twins! Just with less talent! One of you even has a wonky mouth!" and she's gone "YOU! YOU TAKE THAT BACK CHEFFY!" and I'm all "NUP! Gee, this conversation has left me ALL MIXED UP!" and she's gone purple "I NEVER HAD THIS FUCKING TROUBLE WITH FUCKING THAT UGLY CHICK FROM THE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE AND 50 CENT VIDEO!" and as she's said this, it's been clearly heard all over Australia. At which point Glenn Robbins came up to us and said "And you thought my show was shit!"
ZOMG! VS! HARDCORE!
And that was...
Alyson has a dream about The Vs!
Probably bake a cake about it one day...
Alyson
